1. I never spent the night away from my parents until I was 16.
2. When Brody was two weeks old, somebody entered our house and tried to take him.
3. I have a group of moles on my neck that make the Big Dipper.
4. I was arrested when I was four years old for stealing mail.
5. I've won three televisions in my life.
6. My husband makes me watch his feet when we dance.
7. My husband tried to give me to Kobe Bryant.
8. When I started Kindergarten, the bus did not know where to drop me off. I rode around on it for two hours and my mom thought I had been abducted.
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